Man Crush Of The Week
Everyone’s favorite segment is back. Okay that’s debatable but for your enjoyment here is this week’s winner.

Joey Barton
More after the jump. #dsk
DSK
…we pull more tail than little kids at the petting zoo.

Dirty Suburban Kids
…we at the strip club making it rain…quarters. And maybe some 50 cent pieces.
Dirty Suburban Kids
…where we always wonder why Mexicans that don’t speak Spanish have accents. Seriously hommes, porque vato?
Dirty Suburban Kids
…bottle service? We’ll take tall can service, thank you.
Dirty Suburban Kids.
…because DUIs are not cool, having your mom drop you off at the bar is acceptable.
Dirty Suburban Kids
…we drink tall cans, chew tobacco, go cougar hunting and say nice things about eachother to build friendship.
Kanye West "Mama's Boyfriend"
Took a while, but the full version finally leaked.
Dirty Suburban Kids
…because sometimes, you have to attack photographers.
Dirty Suburban Kids
…because sneaking in tall cans to the club is an art.